helloooooo ~ just back from trekking around the mash packed orchard area in my trusty ugg boots : huge grin . sephora-ed again ! mom wasn't too impressed TOLD JA GUYS sephora s'pore sucks something badass . tripped around miss selfridge mng warehouse topshop dorothy perkins fcuk etc etc but didn't find anything good . Number one , its sale season , which means the highly unsoldable and ugly goods are out for buyage blood . Number two , they hid some of the new stock = less impressed customers , less credit damage . the only things i saw that were presentably fine were

xx. Topshop blazer $150
xx. Topshop leather jacket with hood $180
xx. Topshop cheetah print jeans $89
xx. Topshop leather drainpipes $89
xx. Peter Jensen for Kate Moss leather colour-block raincoat $360
xx. Peter Jensen for Kate Moss (GENERAL APPEAL) items $- misc
xx. Kate Moss leather jacket $456
xx. Kate Moss Stars and Stripes sequinned dress $139
xx. DKNY sequinned bag $349
xx. DKNY gold leather/canvas satchel $200
xx. Ted Baker bag (mom) $369
xx. Ted Baker puppy-bow blouse $209
xx. Calvin Klein Peep-toe metallic booties $569
xx. Calvin Klein leather shoulder bag (mom) $369
xx. Warehouse stud dress $319
xx. MAC brush set $100 (mom says its all the simple brushes rather get RMK's argh i want MAC!)
xx. RMK foundation
xx. Shu Uemura foundation
xx. etc etc slips my mind like mist on a summer's eve ..

o' and the lunch was terrible . it was supposed to be a fast one because we were planning on shopping the whole day so we hopped into The Ship at Isetan which previously had always been spot on with their fast delicious food choices . but today ? not so . I ordered the set lunch at 38 bucks which was prime ribs and came with dessert , tea and soup . the pumpkin soup was delicious with the accompanying garlic croutons but a little cool , dessert was bla fruit cake with rum icing (my mom can pwn their cake so much more) , tea was as usual like tea with weird milk but drinkably sweet and the main course- holy geez dude the meat was so RAWR it was red (not even bleeding . usually i enjoy my meat really bloody and dripping with the liquid but this one- whoa) and some parts was utterly uncooked . my description of the gory mess : LOOKS LIKE THE DESSICATED CORPSE OF AN INFANT . BWAHHAHAHAHA . NO ! IT REEMINDS ME OF A PSYCHOPATH ON THE LOOSE , TEARING HIS VICTIM'S VISCERA OUT IN HOT STEAMING BUNDLES AND SAVOURING THEM WITH CROUTONS AND CHIANTI ! BWAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAHA ! the cute waitor checked out , ducked , and disappeared the whole lunch into the kitchen . pity !

poor mom had the ox tail stew that USED TO BE (effective word USED TO BE) (eh no thats three words) really tender and gooooooood but was plain tough , stringy , bland and OLD today . did they know i was menopausing ? anyhoo , they gave us cake for free and a huuuuuuge discount . tough luck stranger , you've just met your death in the maws of two highly irritatable food criticsz . not my fault . well yes and mom wants an eyeliner brush with nice bristles . any reccoms ? saw this girl at Cold Storage later whilst mom foraged for tenderloins (tonights dinner o' yum!) wearing a delectable grey knit origami sweater with tail coats and drainpipes . had the prettiest hair too ! pity she wasnt more handsome . oh and i finally got my Asience shampoo after frolicking around Origins (sweet smelling but such a tiny bottle to last me a month ! let alone a week . please . i wash my hair THREE TIMES A DAY) loreal Shu Uemura (passing fad i was attracted by the supposed 3-in-1 bodyhairface wash ugh) clairol etc. Now i am trying Asience ! and hopefully it suits me . MY MOTHER ANNOYS ME GREATLY and i havn't gotten around to emailing bae yet !! did i mention : saw this really hot emo guy with a nosering (i know that annoys me greatly too but whadever) and floppy korean hair (YOU GOT ME THERE BABY!) and black shirt black jeans black geek specs .. aiiiiiiiiiiiiiii but alas he was withdrawing money from the atm whilst his VERY NOT MIXED LOOKING (he looks mixed) FAMILY OF FIVE WITH OLD PEOPLE who were staring at me just cos' im in fur-lined uggs and shredded tights . damn them . so he basically just looked and gallivanted off to macs with his AMAZING FAMILY . woohoo ! ugh .

i am sort of away from the neopets craze ! giving up . anyway yea and i am so crrrazy over Ugly Betty Supernatural (season four) House Fringe and Gary Unmarried ! super kurrrrazy super luuuuuving super stuuuuuuuupid watches . imma go supernat for a bit , bye !

xx.

p.s/ mom threatened me to only buy me a box of chocolates FOR CHRISTMAS WTF if i continue spending . according to her , i have spent enough to last me a lifetime . no , make that TWO . but then again- she didnt say what brand OF chocolates .. hmm .. thinking agnes b ?