Friday, September 5, 2008
/ 5:25 AM
1. i have been to las vegas, nevada.
2. my cell phone company is verizon.
3. i had an apple for breakfast.
4. saturday night live is the best.
5. i have a job.
6. i read an entertainment magazine every week.
7. i have asthma.
8. why does summer have to end?
9. i bought the new Fall Out Boy cd
10. i have an alarm clock.
11. i've never been to the zoo.
12. pens are better than pencils.
13. jessica simpson is annoying.
14. ashlee simpson is a bad singer.
15. i know how to drive & i'm under the age of 16.
16. i love the sound of rain against my window at night.
17. hellogoodbye is a good band.
18. utah is my favorite state.
19. i have a plastic trash can.
20. i'm bored.
21. flowers make me sneeze.
22. my favorite color is something other than pink.
23. my favorite sport is football even though i'm not a guy.
24. i've seen all of the lord of the rings movies.
25. i change my layout like i change my underwear.
26. the beatles are the best band.
27. i have a big dog.
28. i named my dog freckles.
29. reality tv is not reality.
30. my obsession is vintage.
31. my sheets are blue.
32. i buy some of my clothes from thrift stores.
33. i recycle.
34. i wish i was a little kid again.
35. i have a myspace.
36. i read the latest harry potter book.
37. i cried reading the latest harry potter book.
38. my drink of choice is diet coke.
39. i am a health nut.
40. i took summer PE.
41. i paint my nails.
42. i'm constantly touching my hair.
43. i like freezepops.
44. my parents are divorced.
45. my best friend’s name is kelsey.
46. my name is kelsey.
47. i eat dinner at home every night.
48. i've been to a concert.
49. i have a piggy bank.
50. iPods are retarded.
51. the mall is my second home.
52. i've screwed in a light bulb before.
53. i watched the 2004 olympics on tv.
54. mtv should play more music.
55. i read the newspaper.
56. i'm currently reading a romantic novel.
57. i've had an xray.
58. i use crest white strips.
59. i have a secret lover.
60. i've stalked someone.
61. i'm going to the state fair.
62. i sleep walk.
63. blow is the best movie.
64. my carpet is not white.
65. i eat food.
66. i drink 8 glasses of water a day.
67. my birthday is on January 23.
68. i know the presidents phone number.
69. i am a democrat.
70. i am a republican.
71. i voted in the last election.
72. i bruise easily.
73. i am a cheerleader.
74. my favorite movie is bring it on.
75. i need more sleep.
76. i have a lock on my bedroom door.
77. i own something fake.
78. i know who peter sellers is.
79. i've seen the new target back to school comerical.
80. i take pictures of myself all the time.
81. i ain't no hollaback girl.
82. i can write songs.
83. i've been in a school talent show.
84. the beach is my favorite.
85. the number 3 rocks.
86. i can swim.
87. i've been to fort sumter.
88. the civil war started on april 12, 1861.
89. thomas jefferson died on july 4th.
90. i watch friends reruns all the time.
91. chocolate chip cookies = pure joy.
92. i've made honor roll.
93. i have 20/20 vision.
94. i own a calendar.
95.i know all of the zodiac signs & can name them in order.
96. Mary Kate Olsen is my idol.
97. i sleep with stuffed animals.
98. i've had an apple martini.
99. i hate the winter.
100. where i live it rains 24/7
When I read number 52 I thought the question read , "I have screwed a lightbulb before" and I went (squeal) "Ew !! Gross !!" before I realised what a dunce I'd been . More ?
50 About Your #1
Instructions: Start with 100 points. Take off two for every question you don't know the answer to.
1. What is their name? -SARAH {xoxoxo}
2. Do they have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No
3. How old is this person? 15
4. How many siblings does this person have? 2
5. Where were they born? Singapore bxtchas !
6. Any nicknames? Rah , rahrahbear , sarry .. etc
7. Do they have any tattoos or piercings? Sure . Ears ?
8. What's their favorite band/singer? Used to be FRH (insert faint squeals fading off into the non-existant distance~) but now I suppose Click5 ?
9. Their favorite color? Pink .
10. Their birthday? April 24th .
11. Where do they live? Opposite Farrer Court market : Summerville Park .
12. What's their religion? Christian
13. Name one thing they enjoy doing. Shopping the sky down .
14. Are their parents married? Yes
15. Do they have a lucky number? 5 ?
16. What's their favorite food? Chocolate , Baked rice ? Etc :) WE LOVE FOOD !
17. Have they ever done drugs? Hell no . Unless you count Panadol ?
18. Ever drank alcohol? Yeah .
19. What's their favorite movie? Gosh . So many ! Sky of love was like okay for her , wasn't it , luv . Just too stupid and draggy :)
20. Do they live with their parents? Yes
21. What's their middle name? Mohan ? Sarah Mohan Xue Er what !
22. What kind of cell phone do they have? Sony Ericsson
23. Have they ever been out of the country? Yes
24. Out of the state? Yes
25. What kind of music do they listen to? Indie and pop/rock .
26. Do they speak any other language? Yea ? She knows random French and Chinois .
27. Any pets? A dog (SNOWY BABY !) and a cat
28. Favorite store in the mall? Right now ? Prolly F21 and/or Warehouse :) We love brands don't we babe
29. Who was the last person they kissed? Parents ?
30. They ever have sex? No
31. Where are they right now? Her house . Grounded much ? Till x'ams are o-v-e-r .
32. Do they have a job? Nope .
33. Have they ever played an instrument? Yeah she plays guitar .
34. Any allergies? Asthma I suppose , dust ?
35. Their favorite tv show? Gossip Girl xoxo-
36. Favorite animal? Dog
37. Favorite car? Porsche .
38. Favorite book? Gosh . LOADS !
39. Do they wear glasses or contacts? Yes
40. Describe their house. It’s pretty big , a condominium . Has a creepy ol' lift that's ALWAYS dark and eerie . Pool , convenience store (with an evil auntie) , gym .. carpark ? Right on her doorstep . Void-deck . Er- her house has white walls , when you walk in through the front entrance (which has a big brown door btw) you get to the foyer with all the shoes and shizz , and then there's an xbox where her brother plays Prince o' Persia and other crap . Erm , then there's a balcony , and 2/3 steps to the dining hall , where there's a table and the computer and loads of random stuff at the sides , and a mini balcony with flowers . Next to this is her kitchen , with a round/square table in it and her fridge etc. Back room with Snowy's bowl :) Then moving on to the bedrooms , first is her mom&dad's , which has a bed and two cardboards and an adjoining toilet . Next is her brother's , which is kinda' messy and cramped and dark . Then is the common toilet , where she once slipped and cut her knee open on the metal grill thing on the floor . Shower and sink etc. Then~ her room ! (her younger bro sleeps in her parents' room btw) Pretty and pink-ish , really spacious with aloe vera growing out on the mini balcony . Nice queen-sized bed with two fluffy pillows and a biiiiiiiiiiig bolster . One cardboard , one dresser (with all her makeup) complete with mirror , and by the door is a shelf full of bags she NEVER uses and .. her desk (mags everywhere haha) and swivelly chair , and under her bed there is a makeup kit she used to collect (and completed , xomg) from Sabrina's Secrets Magasin :) And er- airconditioning ? And .. cardboards (mini ones) under the window where she stores all her boardgames and crap . Done ! OMG I know her house so bloody well .
41. They have any pet peeves? Yes
42. Their favorite holiday? Hokkaido ? Japan :)
43. Any holidays they don't celebrate? Not obscure holidays ?
44. Do they believe in ghosts? Not really . More like "spirits" , she says
45. Have they ever kissed someone of the same gender? Ha idk
46. Do they have AIM or any other instant messenger? Yes .
47. Their favorite ice cream flavor? Caramel ? Cookie dough ? Er- does she even eat ice-cream .
48. How do they feel about gay marriage and abortion? For ; against .
49. Where's their favorite place to be? With me . No , I jest . THE MALL !
50. What are their parents names? Oh gosh . I know this !! Sally , and er- I forgot . 99% ?
I know 99% about my #1.
BOOYAH BXTCH ! You better love me , I know you so fcukin' well , 'cept for the name o' your dad . Is it John ? LOL :) Now for me .
YOURSELF
my name should be: mel
i think i am: very different . Mean and sarcastic
my thoughts are generally about: my loved ones , shopping !?
others see me as: strange , scary , intimidating , freaky .... Oh wait- aren't they all under "SCARY" ? Oh well . Er- sarcastic , mean , funny , short ?
i dress like: a kid who reads too much of Vogue and loves Main Street alot .
my favorite thing to say is: “that’s rad” “that’s bull” etc . FCUK ! Haha
my room has: 4 walls and a ceiling .
i love to: SHOP !
during the summer i: am glad for Summer Fashion .
if i had a duck i would name it: Sir Henry .
FRIENDS AND FAMILY
my best friend/s is/are: Sarah , make , elsaaaaaa , trace (ng) , my di .. Etc.
when hanging out with my friends we: Shop and talk alot .
during christmas my family and i: open presents and go out to eat at a swanky hotel , maybe stay there , or go overseas . Ooh ! And shop :)
i think my mom is: fun .
but she thinks that she's: funny .
my pet is always acting like: a douchebag .
the one friend i cant stand is: Idk ?
my friends and i usually talk about: Goss ? Magazines .. shopping .. philosophical issues ?
i really think my grandma has a disease called: “Alzheimer's"
RELATIONSHIPS
they treat me like: a princess
when we're alone i want to: hug him :)
we're always talking about: crap .
they look like: some hot mixed shxt .
to be honest i just want to ___ with them: live .
and their friends are so: weird .
i love him/her like a: pie ?
our first kiss was like: not .
their pet name is: Ew . No wait , NON !! Not ew .
they call me: mel . melly .
we have a life full of: random crap talk :D
SCHOOL
school makes me want to: blow stuff up .
the only reason i go is to: finish so I don’t ever have to go back .
my teachers look like: lump o' lards
they act like: douche bags .
homework can go suck a: penis .
math makes me want to: sleep .
for lunch i eat: nothing
if the day was any longer i would: sleep .
the bus smells like: stinky body odour of fat old men
guidance counselors are for: people who need to get a life .
to sum it up, school is: hell .
FUTURE
i'm going to marry a: (rich) boy .
my kids will be named: Dorian and Dani .
they will look like: angels .
i'll have a pet: dog/cat/chinchilla/chipmunk/GIRAFFE~
my house will be located: In the United Kingdom .
my husband/wife will have: lots of money .
every holiday we'll travel to: a different place .
which will look like: paradise .
and have a really nice: shopping mall .
before i die i want to: get a chance to cheat on somebody I'm already married to .
my job will be: Shopaholic .
which will suck because: I will have to wait for my husband to give me cards once I max em' out
my gravestone will say: Beloved mother , daughter and wife . Barney's will miss you , angel .
(HAHAHA)
MUSIC
my favorite kind of music sounds like: pop/rock/indie .
HIM is: Finnish !
all american rejects remind me of: being young and wrong .
sean paul makes me want to: danceee
without music i would: just go shopping .
my favorite cd is played while i'm: stoning out doing math .
i dance like: crap .
music makes me feel: dancey .
and makes me think about: dancing .
but mostly makes me want to act like a: silly kid .
basically, music is just: amazing .
DONE :) Should I do one more ? BTW I'm still at the hotel , which is a-ma-zing , I'm telling you . Today's my BIRTHDAY , y'all ! And I ate at Laury's (at Paragon) and had the most lovely steak EVER . I had the Diamond Jim cut (SGD$99.90) with Yorkshire pudding (SO GOOD) and Idaho mashed potato and wine sauce and Horse Radish dip (house specialty , and totally wonderful) , a Cappuccino , and for desert vanilla ice-cream from Hagen-Dazx {YUM} and Earl Grey tea from Thomas J. Lipton (I think it's just normal Lipton's , but the bloody price tag !!) . It came up to around .. $140 per person with 17% GST :) not bad for Laury's ! Then for dinner went for buffet spread at Orchard Copthorne (WHERE I MET PRESIDENT NATHAN AND HIS WIFE OMGOMG HE WAS SO NICE AND PLUSHY !! CAN I SQUISH HIM PWEASE PWEASE :D) which was cheaper , probably $70+ after GST ? The food was average , but the oysters were good :) Had three ! Before dinner went to shop around , got a dress from F21 and LAOSHU'S GOING AWAY PRESENT MUAHHAHAHA . Still havn't spent my Topshop voucher fcuk it . Er- bought Japanese snacks for a discounted price total of $40+ , and Regent Hotel's green tea mooncake ($45 per box) and the Ritz's snowskin lychee ($40 per box) ! Which btw is awesome you guys ! Met a dinosaur somewhere , in full makeup (actually only VERY WHITE foundation which was at least three shades lighter then her freakin' neck , very red rouge in circles on her cheeks , and badly drawn eyeliner with blue eyeshadow that were in streaks and looked very badly put on . Oh and light pink gloss (shimmery) that looked terrible on her . She looked like some getai freak .) and some disgusting dress thing . Ew~
Tmr mom's going to collect the Champagne mooncakes we ordered a few weeks back from Raffles Hotel , and I can't wait to sink my vampiric fangs into that tres softe , tres marvelleux snow skin , and feel the champagne burst out in stars-inducing tangs on my tongue . The after taste would be heavenly , I'd imagine . I love mooncake festival ! But oh today was quite horrible after all . THAT FCUKING LUMP OF FAT (unoepoo) called my father and complained about me cutting her classes , which I didn't go for BECAUSE I WENT TO THE LIBRARY WITH ELI !! And she said I went "shopping" . OH RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT sure , of course I did . And you have the psychic ability to see where I went , and your eyes can stretch sooooooooo damn far . Well done , bxtch . I'm grounded for the rest of the fcukin' year , and my pocket money is SUSPENDED- no , you're not hearing things . MY POCKET MONEY IS SUSPENDED FOR THE WHOLE YEAR AS WELL !!! MEANING ZERO DOLLARS FROM NOW TO THE END OF THE YEAR !??!!? Daddy (fcuk him) says I have to survive on my "savings" , which only adds up to like what- $300+ !? MY POSB CARD IS CONFISCATED , RMB !? YOU BLOODY JERKHEAD . And he confiscated all my angbao money too . Go stick your head up some dyke's -beep- , you piece of shxt . I'm betting it means less cash for BeiJing too . Arseholey BXTCH !!
Well , that certoint-ly spoiled my birthday . I'm so pissed at that fat freak , I'm telling you- if she crosses me AGAIN in school , I'm not caring if I get suspended or expelled from NY , I am going to punch the living daylights out of her pasty , pudgey , smug , disfigured , desperately-in-need-of-serious-Botox , slimy , CANVAS-like THING she calls her FACE . It'll dirty my hands , surely , but O ~ The satisfaction ~ (insert satisfied moans) Very orgasmic , mm . Anyway , no pocket money ? EASY . It aids me in my not-eating strike anyhow . I won't eat breakfast (not that I EVER ate breakfast before leaving fer' school cos' I'm nearly ALWAYS late) nor lunch (no money eat what lunch !?) and for dinner , if they buy , I'm limiting it to three spoonfuls of rice . I wonder if I will die ? Or get seriously sick or something . Ha . I'm betting on it . For the next three weeks , let me live on nothing but water and the occasional snack ! YAY~ wish me luck . I need the cash I have remaining for my shopping , anyhow :)
What else .. Oh right ~ I love Diddy's newest song . And Mary J Blige's runaway love . So heartwarming :) Especially Daughtry's Hurricane Katrina song ! Heartx . I think I'll go watch cable now and lounge in the comfy hotel bed :) BYE !
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