TODAY WAS DAMN CRAZY ! :D FUNFAIR <3 In church . Let's slowly map out what I did today ^-^



10.15: Woke up , screamed and ran to the toilet to bathe {supposed to go at 10.45 to find Francis and Shaun :O}



10.45: Almost going to the bustop when daddumz suddenly announces that he shall fetch me there . Nearly died ; was trying to smuggle Aldos out of the house !



11.15: Reached . Gets out of car to find myself staring at a huge inflatable ape in front of moi . Reacts violently and grapples with the car door but mom boots me out of car . Stares down at the ape . Sees Shaun . Screams and runs down- LATE !!!!



11.18: Runs down to find that Shaun has disappeared . Breathes easily , then sees Freddie [: Who laments about the insufferable heat , whilst I nod and pretend to agree {wearing a hoodie BTW} Then Fred tells me to go find Francis , which I do .



11.19: Finds Francis . Marx beckons from the inflatable tower for me to come up . I ask Francis if I can do guard duty instead of collecting stupid coupons and he violently says no , because I can't 'see' without specs {not allowed} So he bundles me up and pushes me into Shaun at the front table . Am horribly mortified . Marx looks pissed at Francis .



11.24: Checks time . Finds that church is not over and ergo , no Gemz . Does table duty and Shaun was being weird again . Everytime I try to slot the coupons into the can thing , and the coupons are already HALF IN , he grabs them from my hand and slots them in himself . WHY !? Stupid boy -.-



11.34: Checks time again . Am relieved that 10min has passed . Decides to escape from the evil clutches of Shaun !! Who is treating me like his slave >/ Shriek that I am going to find Gemz and runs away before he can protest too much- which he does , but nobody cares !!



11.37: Goes up to church and find that it hasn't ended yet . Grumble and kick a flowerpot before finding that Father JP was behind me :OOOOO OMG . Fhuck . Yes , fhuck .



11.38: Goes down again . Faces an immensely tired Shaun who is sweating like a .. whatever !? He was just sweating ALOT . He requests for tissue , and I don't have any so he asks Allison , who ATTEMPTS to decline having any but has to give him in the end :D Natalie arrives and steals his drink , which he didn't want to relinquish but nicely gives her some in the end O.O aww !



11.43: Escapes up to St. Clares again , FINDS GEMZ !! Scream and hug . Then runs down to find Shaun cos' Gemz wanted to say hi . So we did . Marx yells at me to get my ass up to inflatable tower and I agree , upon finding that Francis was nowhere to be found ^-^ Attempt to drag Gemz up but fails . Commences an evil tug-o-war game and Shaun helps to drag Gemz up ; PROBLEM: he wasn't dragging Gemz , he was dragging ME !!!!!! SHTUPID !!!!! -.- So he was like trying to get Gemz to go up by telling her dnowhatshxt about it being really fun , whilst failing to realise that he was in fact pulling on ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That idiot .



11.48: Goes off with Gemz to find food . Finds the ohsoelusive Sausage stall , and along the way sees XafXaf whom I ignore , despite him boring his evil eyes into me for pretending not to notice him . Gemz stupidly stops and says "EH . HE'S THERE LEH ." right in front of his store . So I retort "Then what you want me to say ? OMG HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY XAFXAF !! -mimes a bimbo wave-" and she laughs . GOD IS IT HOT IN THE BASEMENT OR WHAT ?!



12.05: Finish combing the huge basement for random foodstuffs and return to the stall . Jerome is there ! Steals Shaun's seat and he proceeds to sit on me but in the end just relinquishes it to him {stupid} Collects random stubs from kids and people ; Gemz wants more food .



12.10: Gemz wants to drag me off to find food . Shaun vehemently protests and as Gemz drags on my right arm , he grabs hold of my left and refuses to let go . A vicious cycle of tug-o-war ensues yet again and is broken only when a mother of two inflicts her load of questions on poor Shaun , who lets go of my arm and says "huh !?" , only to turn and find me running away with Gemz . Oops ? He calls out and I pretend not to hear until he screams MELISSA KOH !!!! So I turn and he mumbles something about wanting a drink . I pretend not to understand and makes him repeat . Hands me $1 and tells me to get him Ice Lemon Tea . Shrugs and goes off .



12.15: Return with Gemz from gallivanting around the basement hall . This time , we ventured to the games section and find Nicole !! <3 Sees Zach and ****** -coughs- WELL DONE :P Come back bearing BubbleTea , Nachos , burger for Gemz and Fries {omg this is your fault you stupid person !!} But nevermind , Gemz's treat ! <3 So xoxo . Tries in vain to find the drinks stall for Shaun's elusive drink . Apparently there was no more ILT left so I felt decidedly bad for shunning the drinks stall till the end to buy his drink so I bought Coke for him with my own money [: SEE IM NICE ! :D Gives Shaun his coke and he was surprised but readily accepts the free drink -.- Dumb ass !!



12.18: Gemz's dad calls . Met up with Sheryl and Marcus who have to hold Gemz's food whilst she picks up the call . She screams into the phone that it was currently 12.15 {although it was 12.18 but didn't bother correcting her} Her dad agrees to come "LATER" . Then what did we do ? My memory fails me . Ohright ! More weird stuff concerning Shaun and we sat down to talk . Alot . Then Shaun calls me again {in that patronising owner-to-dog way !!!!!!!!! URK} and tells me to take over his stall thing for a bit . Demand to know why- he needs to pee . So fine , agree and goes to help . Gemz leaves .











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My memory absolutely fails me at this point of time so I shall just recount the funny things that happened afterwards .