Okay this is prolly gna' be quite redundant but I did quizzes in my absence ! :D Ha and OI you shtupid boy what meanie :D I'm niceeeee okay {xoxoxo} Kay' I shall go download my document from Daddy's page waitttttt :) OMFHUCK . I CANT DOWNLOAD IT !? My damn stupid father went and put all my documents on his 800GB hardrive crap and WTF I can't sense it on my site- AND HE LOCKED HIS SIDE !!!!!!!! >:/ Bloody hell stupid stupid stupid . Talking to mljw and make now =.= EBUDDY SUCKS omg it lags damn badly . FINE I shall copy and paste my previous post here , and CONTINUEEEEEEEEE [:


Heeeeeeello happy people ! [: Sorry for the uber-long hiatus ; but I am baaaaaaack :D Anyhow , hmm I kinda' forgot most of the things that happened whilst I was not-blogging . Let's see , starting with Thursday ... Thursday was a mix of goooooood then baaaaaaaaad HAHA jaxckz can testify -.- Kay' so firstly , was supposed to do debates in the afternoon but couldn't , thanks to M4M . But in the end , the bloody debate got cancelled {hallelujah !} and so I simply went to M4M for what I thought would be a freakin' boring lesson- WAS SO WRONG OMG . Kay' so evil jaxckz was AN HOUR LATE -scream- and there I was minding my own business being completely bored out of my mind when I saw "jackson" ; or whom I THOUGHT was "jackson" . Went up , and then "jackson" came in and I realised OOPS ! Not "jackson" , James ! Lol -.-'' Embarressing . Strike one . Then was doing my work when my di came in O.O HE DIDN'T RECOGNISE ME OH FOR THE LOVE OF I!)S!)!@^&(!@*)! Haha . Then jaxckz finallyyyyyy made le grande entrancee and whoopee , I thought I was saved . Gawd ; how more wrong could I get !?!!? Barely- er- 10 ? minutes after jaxckz's verylatearrival , who else steps in but BLOG HIMSELF !?!?!?!?! {groans} So dead , so dead {flumps head under pillow} So dead , so dead . It's becoming a mantra {gawd} So dead , so dead . Jax was like :O I was like :O and Mz. Tan was like HII !! And we were then all like :O and he was like O.O ... :X ... O.O Oh god . Kill me . Shoot me ; do whatever it takes to get me away from blog , PLEASE . Oh hell . The next two hours was plain torture ; I COULDN'T EVEN PEE ! My god . Jax was like :O:O:O:O and it was just.plain.torture. -.- So there , chicken little bats two out .








And I thought my day couldn't get worse !! Towards the end of the bloody thing , guess who steps in . Thats right- "Ding Dongggggggggg !" -footsteps- Mz.Tan: "Hello Alphabetaaaaaa !" Me: O.OOOOOO :OOOO ?!!? Jax: O.O .... :XXX Ohmygod . That's right . Three strikes- and we're out .








BUT WHATEVER !! On to more pressing issues ^-^ FRIDAY ! National Day eve . WAS BLOODY BORING !? Dad left me at the shxtupid Macritche Place two hours too early {Was there at like 8 helloooo !?} and I was like so effing bored ; thank GOD Mrs. Claudine Tan was there {NOTE: If she finds this blog through googling her lovely name- HELLO MRS. TAN !! I [heart] YOU !! YOU ROCK !!! <3 Hahahaa} and we spent the next two hours gossiping and talkinggggggggggggggggggg and talkinggggggggggggggg until we were chased off to our respective classes :D I LUFF YOU MRS. TAN slash MOMMY ! <3 Hahaha . Anyway , then went to find 308 and got caught for my skirt by --- {Eh excuse me , one hand above knee is not short wth} Blah blah , found the class cos' Yimeng's head was like THERE and I saw her and was like OH !! YAY !! Elle oh elleeeee =.= Found laoshu sitting on the steps cutting coupons {what the hell were you doing you bimbx} and later talked to makemake whilst msging eli and finding out that she would be late cos' her father lost his way {O.O} BIMBO !! Ahahhaa . Er then .. was the shtupid hand-holding O.O HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LAOSHU AND ELI AND MOI WERE BEING DAMN 'TARDED and like screaming and singing weird songs {oooooooh apologiseeee !!} and doing the can-can {kay' this was only shu and moi} and er- holding hands ? OHHHHHHH AND I PRINCESSWAVE-d PEOPLE !!!!!! :D:D:D:D !! <3 I like weird stuff like that- so there [: Princess wave !! :P We were like waving at random motorists {ooh hawt cauc !} until Mrs. DVD came and was like GIRLS ! STOP ! NOW ! YOU ARE GOING TO CAUSE AN ACCIDENT ! :I Lol okayokay chillaxxxxxx [: But it was fun- while it lasted . HA ~





Errrr thennnnnnnnnnnn :/ Can't really remember . Was talking to JiaLun about something , then suddenly they said the entire thing was over :O I don't even remember what happened . ANYWAY quote laoshu: mel and i were really high during the community singing thing heehee, and i stood up for singapore!!!!!!! ^^ unquote . LOL girlfriend , you made ME stand up !!! HAHAHAA RETARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD why so high manzx -.-'' BUT NEVERMIND FUNFUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN <3








Later the deprived laoshu and eli {:D} went to CORO and I bused to TOWN to meet rahzums ! <3 STUPID MAKE BAILED ON ME BLARDY HELL YOU BYTCH . Took 162 cos' laoshu said it went to town {honestly ? Was wary that I was gna end up in some ulu place in singapore muahahahahaha . But turns out laoshu was right ! THANKKEWS BIMBX [:} Haaaaaaa even though Mrs. Tan divulged a quicker bus ! {but 162 came first so .. LOL} Then went to shaw first , and WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF the Topshop was closed !? Even then my stupid little brain did not register the fact that the Topshops around Orchard were all dead until ..... "OMG !?!!?!? THIS TOPSHOP IS CLOSED TOO !?!?!?! FHUCK FHUCK FHUCKING BULLSHXT HELL !?!!?!@?!??!?!!" Okay sorry , that was me , bad mood , in Wisma . It was only THEN did I fhuckin' remember that I already knew that the TSs were gna' close until like next year or someshxt since MONTHS ago . I simply forgot . Such is the size of my brain tyvm . Was blardy pissified , so went and called Rahzums and whilst she made her way to the MRT {I co-erced her into going to Cityhall :D} I went into Aldo and zipped around looking for the clutch I've been desperado for since FOREVER and it wasn't there so I tripped down to Warehouse and WTF makeeeeeeee !! The bag is GONE !!!!!!!!!! Fhuckin' shxt hell the Warehouse Bag I wanted was like OOS -.- Fook . But whatever , in a daze I made my way down to Orchard MRT and hoping that Cityhall would hold better prospects .







ER- found rahzums looking beautiful in her MG uni {HAHAHA} lol . More like looking disgruntled at my late entrancee eh :D Hahaha sorry luv . Anyway , then we mrt-ed down to Cityhall , where I announced that I wanted to go to SUNTEC and not RafflesCity :P LOL rahzums was like :O WHAT !!!! YOU BYTCH !!!! Hahahahah .








Me: Er- suntec's that side -ducks- {wince; prepares for onslaught of vulgarities}
Rahzums: WHAT !?!?!? You little hobbity bxtch !!!
Me: OI ! What to do ? I reserved my TS stuff at the SUNTEC BRANCH !!! NOW CMON YOU ASS .
Rahzums: You didn't tell me there was walking involved :(
Me: -.- CMONNNNNNNN .






So there . :) Rahzums you adorable ass ! :D <3 Hearts . We passed by {in Citylink} the NewYork eating place , and rah was like all -druuuuul- and I was like OI LATERRRRR and we passed by NUM and were like all -grozzzzzzzzzzz- and then we saw TCC ! And were both all -gawwwwwd- But then rah surprised me by saying “LATERRRR ! We can come back later :D” and I was all WHOA . Haha . Er so we made our way to Suntec through this super ulu pathway and we were like going crazy and screaming on the escalator WE’RE GONNA DIEEEEEEE !! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !! And clutching each other :O Weirdos yes yes yes -.- Hahaha ! I LOVE MY BESTF <3 Kay then went to Topshop , and on the way there was another TCC and YAY we ate there later but WHATEVERRRRRRRRRR on to the shopping ! <3 I FINALLY GOT MY TOPSHOP LEATHER SLOUCH HOBO !!!! <33333333333333333 OMGOMGOMG okay dear GI , I shall post up pictures later okay ! (: I love my black leather TS slouch soooooooooo much much much BLARDY HELL it is the ULTIMATE <333 But of cuzz , I still wante my Kate Spade [: HAHAA ! Then walked around , asked rahzums if I should get this grey pair of flats with purple embellishments {weird combi yes , but we’re all for cooky chic now , no?} going for $83 buckaroos or the lime green yellow-esque Tbar Flats that were SOOOOOOOOO Mediterranean omg . But nah , the guru-luff says NO -.- Apparently the cookie was TOO cooky , and the Med was just- yellow . Anyway FINEEEEEEEE but I still got the ten dollar voucher they gave cos’ we used the TOPSHOP FASHION FAST FORWARD CARD thingo and the voucher is valid for a month zoooooo … BACK FOR MORE LATARRRRR <333 {xoxoxoxo} Shall buy the med pair soon [:





























































Interrupt for an update: I think I am ordering a pair of green {end of the green jokes alr ty} ballet ribbon flats and riche red velvet felt flats from F21 , and a clutch from David and Goliath ? But the total with be absolutely- er , devastating , to say the least . So . The green , or the red ? {I just realised the both are absolutely Christmasy together :O} Make a choice fer me tyty :D I need to stop spending money btw . And a a dress from F21 -.- Okay . Make that two . Ohdammit no money no money :X













































Onwards , we browsed around TS and I saw this tres adorablee pair of sleep shorts that were only $49 :DDD and sooooooooo cute and all pink and Vict Crets’ esque .. But then rahzums reminded me- what the hell do I need sleep shorts for . Sleep shorts are- well , boxers , to say the least , and can’t be worn out -.-KAY UPDATE LATER . BYE !





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UPDATE ! :)

Kay' so we were talking about the shorts , no ? They're DAMNNNNNN cute I can't stand it anymore . BUT HOW TO WEAR EM' OUT . THATS THE QUESTION }: I can't wear boxers out !?!!? -sigh- This theatrically SUCKETHS . Bah ; Kay anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyy bought my beloved TS slouch !! <3333 And then on the way out , we met this bunch of absolutely STUPID people . Let's see why :









Bunch of girls: -simpering- Omggggoddddd !!! Why the thing so ex derrhhhhh
US: O.O
Bunch of girls: See ! Even the teeshirt oso so ex lah omgod it's 89 dollar leh !!
Girl#1: Cox' lah ! Topshop lei ! HEH HEH HEH HEH !
US: Heh ?
Girl#2: Yah hor ! HEH HEH HEH HEH !
Girl #3: But really very expensive lehhhhhhh
Girl #1: Eh- MG girl lei
Girl#4: You call me ar ? -whips around and stares at rahzums-
Rahzums: Blardy hell -.-
Me: Those girls don't look like they can afford to shop at Topshop -whispers-
Rahzums: -launches into a tirade- OF COURSE THEY CANT LAH !! DID YOU HEAR THEM !!! WTFFFF !!!!!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH RANT RANT
Me: :O whoa .










Funneh [: Then we went off to TCC ! <3 Ubxr-luv I {xo} TCC ! Go eat there :D Ohhhhriiiightttt my birthday , GI I don't care let's go TCC [: We lufffff the decor ! And so Rahzums had yummy macaroni with cheese and god knows what else OH BLOODY HELL IT WAS SOOOOO GOOD I COULD JUST DIE . And I ate the spiced herb chicken with lemon dip or whatever it was and salad wthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omggggggggggggggg so good so good -dies- AHAHAAH <3 Lol and then WE HAD TI-RUM-MISU !!! <33333 {xoxoxoxo} Oh god this was the highlight I SWEAR / IT WAS TTLY DRENCHED IN RUM AND OMFG IT WAS SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOODDDDD !!! Rahzums couldn't really take the rum so I ate the whole lot :O Then later on the way back to Newton MRT I was absolutely HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and could not stop laughing {lol GI rmb the time I couldn't stop laughing O.O} BUT first , we went to MARINA !!! :D Er- visited Topshop again AND OMG I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS SUPER ADORABLEE SKIRT OHGODDDDDD I WANT IT SO BADLY BLOODY HELL . And a midnight blue dress }: But broke brokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so I CURBED . I think it's the new line , so should be there till my birthday RIGHT ?!!? RIGHT !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!? Oh fhuck it .












Alright then we went to Ms. Selfridge , and fell in love with another skirt , this time in hot PINK !! And a floral one , but it was too- er . Light coloured ? And rahzums fell HALF in love with this beige bag which was super cheap only 159 after discount !!!! But I wasn't too crazy about the cut of the bag :X So she didn't buy it . Nevermind luff you can still get your Guess one ! <3 OH and I saw this superrrrrr hawt Guess bag which was like HOT PINK and totally cheap *about 200+ ?* from the new range , and omggggg feel like telling mom to get it for me :X But she prolly won't- she already thinks the TS drainpipes are CHEAP , whats more a hot pink Guess? bag !? Anyway this was when I was out with momsters [: Kay then after Mz. Selfridge we went to MNG and XOMG GROSSSSS !?!? MNG was terrible . The new line was all crochet and nothing else . Gross . Hate it . Yuck . Also , didn't bother Zara-ing . Figured it was prolly the same too . Er then .. went into the quaint little shop next to MNG and omg so cute !! We absolutely fell in love with the dresses there [:












Kay' what else . Er then we went home -.-'' MRT-ed to Newton , and along the way we saw "inter-raciaaaaaaaalz" lovers [: HAHA so darn cute ! :D Could not stop laughing because that wasn't the only INTER-something thing going on {hint} VERY TRENT [: Anyway , talked alot and LAUGHED like mad , but when rahzums went back to Newton she got a call saying that she had to go to HARBOURFRONT ! Lol so I left her at the escalators and went back meslelf [: Walked past the 7-11 {I KNOW I KNOW BH IM STUPID} and realised that I could have bought a hi-card from there but I was like AH WHATEVER next time -.- So I'm now left with a dead card ! HAHAHA :D ER alright and the co-incidental thing ? APPARENTLY that dumbass bh was on the same bus {171} as moi , but I didn't hear him calling "hobbit !" nor "shorty !" or "I see a ghost" in chinese :O BLAHHHHH BLAHHHHHHHHHH :X Not until it was the hwachong stop and I saw some guy in red waving at me from the window and I was like O.O -blink- WTF !? Hahahahah . ASS -.- Er then I went home :)















SATURDAY ! NATIONAL DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [: What did I do hohum ; went out . Er . Where did I go !? Oh right- VIVO :D Went to vivo cos' mom wanted to check out some ovens and crap {o.o} and I went shopping &bought NOTHING D: Bloody hell -..- I was so pissed . Went to Peddar Red {no rah , it WAS NOT there before !!!} and MAC and all the other shops but was not allowed to get anything :X Went to try out phones at Samsung Moto etc and ARGH I know this is really late and all BUT I WANT A BANANA PHONE !!!! D: Sad sad sad . LOL poor est is ranting now :X JY est ! Anyway , the OMNIA is lag and so is the other touchscreen one . Sucky sucky SUCKY . But it's still cute so I don't mind having it hahaa . Er- nothing much to update ?












SUNDAY: SUCKY BLOODY FHCUKIN' HELL I HATE IT !!! Okay . Here is a blow by blow account of what bloody happened on Sunday . It was completely STUPID ohgod I was so darn pissed off okay . So there I was SWELTERING in my hoodie and zaratrf dress and TS flats and some FAT BxTCH comes and scoots between me and some weird guy and I was like Oh okay , I'm okay with her just sticking her big fat ass between us and on MY LEG {which she did , cos' she was just so huge} BUT WHAT THE FHUCKIN' HELL YOU PIECE OF LARD CRAP you don't just wait for us to all stand up and when we sit back down again you plonk your flabby arse down INTO my SPACE and take up MY FHUCKIN' SEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!! YOU STUPID BRAINDEAD PIECE OF PORK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So there I was left WITHOUT A SEAT and glaring at her and all she did was BITE HER ROSARY . Oh god of all weirdos !?! And THEN , she decided to comb through her bushfire hair with her FINGERS all over MY F21 BAG WHICH HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BXTCH PROLLY COSTS THREE TIMES YOUR ENTIRE OUTFIT FHUCKIN' PUT TOGETHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was so disgusting !!?!?!?! Dandruff flakes all over -shudders- GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS . Disinfected the thing when I got home . YUCK . BUT THATS NOT THE POINT !! THE POINT IS , SHE DIDNT GET HER FHUCKING ARSE OFF MY SEAT EVEN AS I STOOD THERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER AND SAID EXCUSE ME !! TAPPING MY FOOT AND CLENCHING MY FISTS TILL MY PALM BLED BLOODY HELL I AM SO PISSED AT THAT STUPID PIG . Shxt you lah fhcuker /














Okay anyway on to better things ; I am gna miss jax so bad IF I leave M4M :{ And charm and er- bloggggg :O and ally =.= Anyway WHATEVER I DONT CARE I DONT WANNA LEAVE M4M !! Bloody hell ; and of cuzz , mz. tan ! Deffo not the chimp HAAHAHA lol "mamamamama" !? Who can live with that !? HA gur-rate . BEEECHHHHHHH WE'VE GOTTA' GO OUT SOON <3 {xoxoxo} WHERE'S MY LETTER HUH !! :D And I blogged about- er , blog [: AND YOUR LOVELY -faint- STRAITSTIME ! GO FOR IT LUV <3 Lol and I FINISHED MY SICHUAN EARTHQUAKE THINGO !! AND BIO !! NOW I'M ONLY LEFT WITH WORD FOR ART AND er- Chinese letter thing :X Lol . I HATE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS . Ooh I need to buy a pig's heart too :X














SURVEY !

So far this summer, have you:

Had sex more than 25 times?
no -.-

Told Someone I love you?
yes [:

Wanted someone you couldn't have?
ER- yeah ?

Got super hyper?
yes :D

Gone over the speed limit?
I dont drive yet

Hung out with more than five people?
Just so

Drank a summer night away?
nope

Been to the beach?
nope I want to:[

Got a new piercing?
nope

Made money?
yes haha CHORESUMZ

Got any tattoos?
nope

Stayed up all night?
HELLYEAH <3

Went shopping?
yupsie <3

Read a book?
yes:]

Punched someone?
Kinda’ ?

Been out of state?
YEAH <3

Went swimming?
yupsie

Been asked out?
Yep [:

Asked someone out?
Yep :D

Lost someone close?
Er- almost

Slept in someone else's bed?
UK ? Ha does that count :D

Had someone sleep in your bed?
Make ? She didn’t “sleep” SLEEP though

Been to a club?
nope

Been in trouble with the cops?
never ;D Im a good girl

Regret something?
yea

Been camping?
nope

Been to a concert?
Nah

Got in a fight?
Loadz [:

Stayed in a hotel?
YEP :D

Almost died?
NO

Met a celebrity?
YES ! :D

Kissed someone?
yupsie

















Hell . What else to update . Oh right ! Moshixtwo [: Supposed to go out on Friday , but the idiot boy had training -.- Fine , but I don't care ! The next time , it'll be M18 shows straight on [: HAHAHAHA ! I <3 moshixtwo ! :) He's , uh- so honest and loving [: Yepyep ain't he now ! <3 Er and GI :D Don't scam me again you bodoh or I will KILL you :D HAHAHA ! [< / 3] Random symbol INDEED :} KAY I SHALL GO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BYEBYE ! <3








































The moon is falling ;
catch your heart in my hands .